X-Ray Specs


Whew, I thought it was bird poop.


pwned


Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours.


Little People, Unite!


The light! Don't go in to the light!


I asked for one with Jimmies.


The fire god is pleased.


Hey look! Twins! Hot-cha!


There was a mosquito! Honest!


Let's go destroy Tokyo.


Gotcher wiener!


Newest superpower: The super fit.


My brother is a bulldog.


Winter Olympics suck.


Quite possibly an alien.


Lego camels smell better but suck at long distances.


Thanks, Mom, for making me look like a dork on the Internet.


But with extended hours on Monday


Company's coming. Everybody in the pot!


It's fun when my kids cry.


Concurrent demon possession.


Somebody get me a friggin foil, already!


The blue scares away predators.


We're too old for this blog.


Disney can kiss my scaley butt.


The middle one has yet to be assimilated.


Adds texture more than flavor.


I only look drunk. Really I'm stoned.


Lucha Libre!


Back to Looky, Daddy!