Victoria came into the bathroom this morning during my morning constitutional, and it being Father's Day, I asked for something I never get otherwise.
"Victoria, can Daddy have some privacy this morning?"
"Okay," she said, then opened up the cabinets and started hunting around for something. Seconds later she found it.
"Here, Daddy. Here's your privacy," she said and handed me a tampon. She walked out humming.
"I gave Daddy a privacy," I heard her tell The Mom a few minutes later.