There Goes My Productivity

We only moved one mile down the street, but it took the Internet over two weeks to find us. But find us it has, and in celebration, I present to you a post composed almost entirely of the Google search terms that have found my site in the past three hours. That, my friend, is the power of the Internet.

There's a nude woman jogging in a sweater that says Grammy past the trees squirrels pee in, loudly wondering can I see someone poop online , when she stubbed her permanent fake toenail on John Malkovich as he was convincing wife for kinky sex but she wanted no part in his hot kinky twin fantasy with those twins that were born inside each other because she was too busy finding songs for my mom's funeral which is weird because my mom isn't dead but she will be if she learns about the pictures of dad's pubic hair he took at the potty playdate party that was cut short due to the sewer poop smell in the house from the anal glands in humans attending to say nothing of the severed finger or the seven-year-old vomiting on and off for three days and the daddy and babysitter sex, but that girl is a fockmom so who can blame him, really, but even she won't touch him when daddy pees in diaper like a baby, so she went back to her videogame obsessed boyfriend and his poopy pull-up with her shopping bag full of cow colostrum for human babies.

Comments

[Mary]

Welcome to the neighborhood?

[Victoria]

Oh wow.

[Burgh Baby's Mom]

You readers? Worry me. A LOT.

[Amy :)]

The internet is a strange and scary place. Thanks for showing us some of it :)

[Kat]

WOah. People are seriously weird. I mean...other people.

[Jordan]

Wow. I do wonder about people every time I look at my sitemeter.

[loren]

Do you think sitemeter does that for fun? I mean, seriously, how many people search for "trees squirrels pee in"? Regardless, it's pretty funny! Maybe we should start talking about midgets again.

[You can call me, 'Sir']

Y'know what's better for human babies than the sweet delicious cow colostrum? Anything else. At all. Including Chinese-made toys.

Seriously. Ick.

[3-Martini Jennifer]

Based on your potential readers, should I now regret allowing you to post a photo of my twins on your site? Too late, I guess!

[Mauigirl52]

ROFLMAO! I think you have even weirder readers than I do! Must be all those twin and poopy references!

[The Godfather]

Seriously... I work in mental health with psychotic people all day long and that freaked me out more than a little bit...

[DebiD]

I don't even know what a "fockmom" is. The scary part is that these people are out there mingling amongst the masses.

[Mommy Brain]

I felt obligated to google "cow colostrum for human babies" just to see how long it took for your site to appear. I'm now unsure if I'm more concerned that this person or persons went through that many pages to find you OR if I'm concerned because there are that many pages...

[kim]

hehehehehe I don't know whether to laugh or hide mmmmm I think I will just laugh.

cheers Kim

[R]

ha ha! Now you can move even further up the list for these search terms! sweeet.

[Krys72599]

Thank God you're back!!!
Missed you and your blog!!! (Even with the poopy pull up and the severed finger!)

[Liza]

Does anyone else feel queasy after reading this post?

[Chickenpig]

Holy crap, ppl search for some weird poop! And then they find YOU ;)

What is a fockmom?

[DebiD]

So I had to Google "fockmom" to see what the heck it is and guess who is now first in the ranking... LMAO!

[Mara]

People are so weird. I just link over from Finslippy, like other normal-ish readers...

[Cassie]

ah...I love it when a post makes me feel normal. Sort of.

[Christopher Garlington]

What freaks me out most when I look at my blog's stats is that there are visitors who find my blog by searching for TEEN and BOOBS, arrive, end up reading about my daughter then comment. It worries me. But they have the lowest bounce rate so . . . I depend on pervs for my profit ratio? Please help.