Luckily, my wife didn't let me pack my replica helmet, or I would have posed in the picture, too.
(Also, to those of you who wrote and called, yes, I seem to have been on Oprah yesterday. That was me, in my Mets cap, standing in front of the car of a drunk woman who had already had her keys taken away. Just doing my part, keeping the roads safe from drivers with no ability to start their cars. I was thinking for my second appearance on her show, I would attempt to resuscitate a person who was having no trouble breathing. Because that's the kind of hero I am.)