Seven Things I Learned About My Wife While on Vacation
- She's an Aquarius.
- She can, when time allows, speak in complete sentences.
- She still fits in the two piece bathing suit she bought 14 years and 3 kids ago.
- She still owns the two piece bathing suit she bought 14 years and 3 kids ago.
- Recently, something she did at work won some kind of award. (This one was kind of confusing.)
- Both people and mosquitos prefer her company to mine.
- After a day in the sun, her skin glows deep olive and tastes like sugar cane.