Every time I get an argumentative comment on this blog, I get a call from my parents.
"Write something nice now," they plead.
"Like what?"
"Write something funny the girls are doing."
"Okay."
"But write it in a way that shows you love them," my mom quickly adds.
And so I hang up, open up my computer, and I start to write.
When the twins and I take a shower together, I write, they fight over who gets to use the cup to catch the water streaming off my willie. Then I hastily add, And I love them for it.
I'm probably going to get a call for this one, too.
Delurking to say that I am laughing so hard (at work!) that I am crying at my desk, unable to answer my phone.
You are right, I am SURE that was NOT what they meant. :-) Hee.
Posted by: Cara | October 28, 2008 at 02:52 PM
You are SO going to get a time out for that post.
Posted by: Joy | October 28, 2008 at 02:59 PM
As soon as I quit laughing, I'll call!
Posted by: The Gmama | October 28, 2008 at 02:59 PM
My girls do this to my husband, too - you are not alone! I had a co-worker tell me that her husband decided it was time to stop showing with his daughter when she slipped and grabbed the closest "handle" she could. Catching "willie water" doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
Posted by: Angela | October 28, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Although I laughed. I think this was wrong on many many levels.
You might want to get to your momma's house and pick her up off the floor.
Posted by: Jamie | October 28, 2008 at 03:05 PM
I cracked up at this one!
If your mama doesn't call, social services will (ie)!!
Posted by: swirl girl | October 28, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Brian, you know badly I needed this laugh. I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Oh God, that is hilarious!
Posted by: Bennie | October 28, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Hilarious. That will teach them to try and control your posts!
Posted by: Knight | October 28, 2008 at 03:33 PM
hahahahahaha! My mom does the same thing. There are topics I don't write about cause if I do I get "the call". She tells me "Oh, I don't like that." I can't write about anything remotely intimate with my hubby.....if I can't share that with the world well then what's the use??! If I ever get any comments from someone who doesn't agree with what I've written that really chaps her hide and I get a phone call.
If I would've written about my willy, lets just say OH BOY!!! I would be on restriction for a week.........and on the way to the docs since I'm a woman and we aren't known for having willys. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
dawn
Posted by: Dawn | October 28, 2008 at 03:44 PM
You are a bad boy!
Posted by: koehmstedt | October 28, 2008 at 03:49 PM
I love you.
Posted by: KK | October 28, 2008 at 03:56 PM
Argumentative comment.
(And laughing!)
Posted by: uccellina | October 28, 2008 at 04:03 PM
Watch out for the yellow stream, kids!!!
Posted by: bryan | October 28, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Too much info, for sure.
Posted by: VegasDad | October 28, 2008 at 04:19 PM
Oh my god! I cannot stop laughing. I needed a good laugh today. Looky Daddy, changing the world one willie water story at a time.
Posted by: Jen | October 28, 2008 at 04:28 PM
Still laughing 5 minutes later... You forgot to add some comment about Palin or abstinence or slow learners so the wingnuts can find this one too. As it stands, I shudder to think of the willie-lovers who may be discovering your blog today. Hurray! New readers!
Posted by: googleaddict | October 28, 2008 at 05:01 PM
HILARIOUS! Even more hilarious to wonder if they'll remember such fun times as adults and how that might affect them. ;)
The young daughter of some friends of ours used to call her Daddy's penis a "piece of poo" whenever she saw it, because that's what she thought it was. Telling, eh?! =) HAHAHA.
Posted by: Amanda | October 28, 2008 at 05:03 PM
Oh and by the way, your parents sound beyond adorable (as far as parents go). ;)
Posted by: Amanda | October 28, 2008 at 05:04 PM
I'm speechless.
Posted by: 3-Martini Jennifer | October 28, 2008 at 05:11 PM
Can't. stop. laughing.
So very wrong, but so very funny
Posted by: Angela | October 28, 2008 at 05:19 PM
coming out of lurkdom cuz I am laughing so hard I know you would have heard me.
I needed that! :)
Posted by: Sandi | October 28, 2008 at 05:29 PM
I think you'll be lucky if the call comes from your parents and not DYFS. ;-)
Posted by: karen | October 28, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Best laugh I've had in a loooooong time. Thanks man.
Posted by: Irma | October 28, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Long-time reader, first-time poster. But I'm dying of laughter over here! Our little ones do the same thing in the shower.
Posted by: April ~ EnchantedDandelions | October 28, 2008 at 06:53 PM
normally I just read your blog, but this was too funny not to comment on.
Posted by: Megan | October 28, 2008 at 07:11 PM