Every time I get an argumentative comment on this blog, I get a call from my parents.
"Write something nice now," they plead.
"Write something funny the girls are doing."
"But write it in a way that shows you love them," my mom quickly adds.
And so I hang up, open up my computer, and I start to write.
When the twins and I take a shower together, I write, they fight over who gets to use the cup to catch the water streaming off my willie. Then I hastily add, And I love them for it.
I'm probably going to get a call for this one, too.