I was at my doctor the other day, trying to come up with the right way to explain to him that my digestive system isn't working the way it should, which is a tricky thing to do because you want to convey the seriousness of any discomfort you may be experiencing but at the same time you want to have as few things in your ass by the end of the appointment as possible, when a poster for Botox caught my eye:
It had the caption "Unretouched clinical photos taken at maximum frown before BOTOX Cosmetic and 30 days after BOTOX Cosmetic treatment."
And as I looked at the photo, I couldn't help but ask myself, "But what about the children?" Seriously, if that were me at maximum frown, how would my children know the beatings were about to begin? I mean, it's one thing to be chased around the house by the person in the top picture, right? But the person in the bottom picture? That would be downright terrifying. Like an android. Or a serial killer.
My kids wouldn't even know to start running.