Without further delay, I present the winner of the Third Mostly-Annual Haiku Contest:
A lovely playdate
My child says, "Lick my boobies"
Now we have to move
This 19-syllable gem of a poem was written by Vikki of Up Popped a Fox, a great blog that does not, as a rule, talk about kids licking boobies, so it must just be something about us over here that brings such stuff out in people.
Vikki, email me your address and the coffee and mug will be on their way. Congratulations.