"Bobby, I want you downfield."
"Right, coach!"
"Jimmy, you stay on the line."
"Got it!"
"And number 21, you cover Jesus."
"Aww, coach!"
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Watch out, #21!!!
We all know that Jesus is the fastest, the strongest, and might be packin' heat under that robe.
By the way, how IS Camillo?
Posted by: Loren | March 19, 2007 at 12:24 AM
Right--I miss hearing about Camillo. Let's hear what he'd have to say about this (or anything else.)
The Dad, maybe you could interview his parents on the topic of "kids say the darndest things."
Posted by: Not Erin | March 19, 2007 at 12:50 AM
LOL - the first name that came to my mind was Camillo! I'm amazed that Jesus can run in his sandals AND score all those touchdowns!
Posted by: Anne Prince | March 19, 2007 at 07:17 AM
Hey, at least after the game Jesus can turn all the Gatarade into wine.
Posted by: Kate | March 19, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Funny you should mention him, because Camilo is all ready to break Kathryn's heart in tomorrow's post.
And if you like today's statue, click here.
Posted by: The Dad | March 19, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Wow - that Jesus sure is a jock! My only comment after seeing all of those statues is that I hope he is using something other than the holy ghost to protect him!
Posted by: Anne Prince | March 19, 2007 at 12:27 PM
I had no idea Jesus was so delightfully athletic. I'd like to make the request to the manufacturers/importers that they put Jesus in some proper sports attire. I'd hate to see him get benched for not "dressing out."
Posted by: KatieG | March 19, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Would that be entitled "The Immaculate Handoff"??
Posted by: Catizhere | March 19, 2007 at 04:52 PM
Wait. There isn't one for bloggers?
Posted by: Dregina | March 19, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Jesus is one thing, but I'd hate to take a hit from Buddha
Posted by: Kelly | March 19, 2007 at 07:40 PM
I'm all for turning the gatorade into wine! That'd be the best after game party... for the parents!!
Posted by: Monica | March 19, 2007 at 07:42 PM
So, The Dad, are you part-owner of CatholicShopper.com? You may be giving them quite an increase in business. I just ordered one of each of them for all of my children.
Posted by: John | March 19, 2007 at 11:30 PM
My favorite is Jesus Making Peace Between the Catcher and the Opposing Hitter.
Posted by: Amy | March 20, 2007 at 02:07 AM
Where did you find this? Do they have a Baseball Jesus, too?
Posted by: owenora | March 20, 2007 at 10:05 AM
owenora: See my comment above for more statues.
Posted by: The Dad | March 20, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Thanks for that link, by the way. I think I've got the hots for a holy man... RAARRR! He's so athletic.
Posted by: Loren | March 20, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Does it play "Drop-kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"?
http://www.bertc.com/dropkick.htm
Posted by: Slim | March 21, 2007 at 08:43 AM
I bought my best mate that very statue for his 18th birthday.
I like to think I'm terribly funny.
Posted by: Kal | March 21, 2007 at 02:24 PM