If the TV crews ever came, none of my neighbors would say they were surprised. None would stand there, in front of the cameras, and say things like, "He seemed so normal, so quiet," or "I've known him for years and I just can't believe he would do this."
There are many things I do very well, but impress people with my mental stability is not one of them.
I just thought you'd like to know that.
OK....spill the beans. What did you do now????
Posted by: Anne Prince | January 09, 2008 at 01:49 PM
It's all relative. Here in the blogosphere, you seem perfectly sane.
Posted by: Tammy | January 09, 2008 at 02:17 PM
yeah, IIIII'm going to go out on a limb and say we all pretty much knew that already.
Posted by: becky from sc | January 09, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Oh no, The Dad... don't tell me that in your painting frenzy the other day that you became (a) so enamored of your work or (b) so overwhelmed by the fumes that you painted the children. 'Cause that would be bad. Funny, but bad.
Posted by: Diane | January 09, 2008 at 02:47 PM
No; he probably painted the cats :o)
Posted by: Cheri | January 09, 2008 at 03:56 PM
Is this a premonition or what? Should someone be calling the looney bin for you now or later?
Posted by: Beverly | January 09, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Will they let you blog after you're incarcerated?
Posted by: Petunia | January 09, 2008 at 05:19 PM
I didn't need to know that, actually.
Posted by: Joy | January 09, 2008 at 06:56 PM
I would sooooo be in the same boat!!! Especially if someone found me wandering outside in my robe walking a TMX Elmo on a leash.
Posted by: thewomanundone | January 09, 2008 at 07:58 PM
so we should be seeing you on Nightline again soon?
Posted by: Colleen | January 09, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Awesome. I'll be in good company at the asylum.
Posted by: loren | January 10, 2008 at 12:40 AM
I'm SOOO waiting for this story...
Posted by: Krys72599 | January 10, 2008 at 08:04 AM
Wow, you must make quite an impression since you haven't been in that location very long.
Posted by: Michell | January 10, 2008 at 08:54 AM
So when you get the Nobel Prize for Literature, and the paparazzi comes around to interview the neighbors, those will be the quotes, right? You meant mental capabilities, not mental stability, right?
Posted by: The Mom | January 10, 2008 at 09:08 AM
Spill it The Dad, what have you done now? This is going to be a really good one, I know.
Posted by: Keri Bea | January 10, 2008 at 09:32 AM
No, no, I haven't done anything, or at least anything out of the ordinary. It's just life as usual here. I just thought you all might be curious, you know, as to how I present myself in person. I mean, really, how could you not want to know? Really.
Posted by: The Dad | January 10, 2008 at 09:50 AM
What makes you think that this is news to us?
But yes, I'm with the others... spill!
Posted by: D2 | January 10, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Hmmm... as someone who has read your blog a time or two, your pronouncement is nothing short of obvious. Pray tell, what WOULD they say??
Posted by: chelle1464 | January 10, 2008 at 02:38 PM
WHat have you done???? Inquiring Minds want to know?!?
Posted by: Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod | January 10, 2008 at 08:18 PM
We had a "take it easy" day at my house today - everyone played hookie from school and work. No one bathed or got dressed, and we all feel much better. Try it. Sometimes being high functioning is sooo not worth it. Being high on the other hand....
Posted by: Heidi | January 10, 2008 at 08:33 PM